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For all my Chestnut Avenue survivors please enjoy a selection of articles from my previous journalism, titled 'The Chav': 

The Politics of a Special K bar

                                         

Working from home, a blissful thing. Warm, comfortable, loungy; it’s practically a day off.

Your bed becomes your office, your duvet your desk, and the closest thing to colleagues are those friendly faces on your box. Lorraine, Loose Women, how I’ve missed you.

Feeling Sleepy? No bother, take a nap.

Thirsty? Don’t sweat it. Grab your favourite mug and fill it with a chocolate orange Options sachet. Better yet, lace it with a few spills of brandy.

What’s that? Hungry? No worries. Just... erm... well actually... you could... ah... there’s always...

Crap.

It’s Monday and the cupboards are bare. To be fair that’s pretty usual for me no matter what day of the week it is, but today it’s a problem as leaving the house negates the whole wonder of the duvet day. No, I simply won’t. So I must turn to plan B and scour the kitchen for sustenance.

And so it begins...

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